Ya know something I don’t get? Having to ask for permission to follow someone on Instagram! It’s pointless! I’m not gonna ask for your permission to see an unnecessary amount of selfies and Starbucks coffee! That’s not friendly of you either. Most people would put on their bio or their lms statuses that they wanna basically be more friendly and have more friends. And yet you have the audacity to require people’s permission to see photos of your ugly baby cousins, or the food you just fucking ate or are about to. Doesn’t make for a friendly person to me. I mean, at least you lose my love by about 15%.
So, I’m not gonna ask for your permission to look at Starbucks coffee and the shit your fed into your stomach, through your intestines, and out your anus, having taken a whole new form.
Take a picture of THAT, jackass!